Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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