bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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