What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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