it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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