i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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