everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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