He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
this boner is exhausting
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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