I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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