People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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