our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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