He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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