What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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