I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
