Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses