Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.