Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
His nipple licking is glorious
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