Your tits are I can't wait for
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
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