im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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