YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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