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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
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Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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