i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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