But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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