She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
jump out the window naked night went bad
We smell like vodka and hangover
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