Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
