I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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she pinky promised me she was 18
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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