he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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