im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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