That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
