Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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