He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
