the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
this beer tastes like vomit already
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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