It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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