You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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