We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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