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Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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