By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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