i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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