I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
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