i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I need to stop coming to work sober
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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