She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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