He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
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You. Win. At. Life.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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