last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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