you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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