You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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