I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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