me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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