Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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