I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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