I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
