I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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