i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
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I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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