Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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