Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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