curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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