i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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