I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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