Where is the hickey?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Ladies don't puke and tell
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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